Flathead County Police blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/20/2020 at 10:18 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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6:11 a.m. A thief in flip-flops stole some stuff.

8:47 a.m. A woman was “being weird” after her car battery died. A helpful cop came by to give her a jump.

8:49 a.m. A man in the alley wearing a robe and what looked like a shower cap on his head seemed out of place.

12:08 p.m. A pig reported to be “pretty friendly” was on the loose near a fast food restaurant.

12:09 p.m. Unimpressed by the restaurant’s offerings, the pig was eating some grass.

12:34 p.m. A woman lost her knife in a grocery store bathroom.

12:43 p.m. A man was concerned after someone was seen swinging at his dog.

1:03 p.m. A man was talking to himself and making customers “not happy.”

1:06 p.m. Graffiti was spotted.

2:09 p.m. Complaints were lodged against a food delivery service.

3:43 p.m. A belligerent man in a trailer was calling kids walking home from school the “n-word.”

4:18 p.m. A crate filled with needles and business cards was found.

6:21 p.m. A group of teenagers were walking on a roof.

8:32 p.m. A man was standing in a neighbor’s driveway turning his cell phone flashlight on and off.

9:05 p.m. A man wielding a metal bat was harassing people.

9:52 p.m. Socks were stolen.

9:54 p.m. There was a drag race on the bypass.

11:24 p.m. Someone was trying to steal pavers.

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DISCUSSION (16)

vondon302 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 10:28

What no A ntifa sightings this time around.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 10:36

6:11 a.m. A thief in flip-flops stole [a robe and a shower cap]

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8:49 a.m. A man in the alley wearing a robe and what looked like a shower cap on his head seemed out of place.

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:18 p.m. A crate filled with needles and business cards was found [in the alley]

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11:24 p.m. Someone was trying to steal pavers [from the alley]

I feel like all of these could have taken place in the same alley. Modified for clarity.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 10:39

Flathead Bacon

facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 11:08

Good that the caller noted the pig was pretty friendly. A coworker had two pretty friendly pigs escape her farm and some ass of a neighbor decided they dangerous wild boars and shot them.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 11:16

9:52 p.m. Socks were stolen.

and i bet they only took one from each pair

i hate it when they do that

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 11:25

4:18 p.m. A crate filled with needles and business cards was found.

Oh, THAT'S where I left those

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/20/2020 at 11:37

Then you can have two of the same pair. Brilliant!

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 11:38

12:09 p.m. Unimpressed by the restaurant’s offerings, the pig was eating some grass.

Harshest Yelp review ever.

Nom De Plume > Chariotoflove
10/20/2020 at 12:02

[cough] Farmers Only [cough]

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 12:19

While there are always some fun things on this list, I think it generally shows just how remarkable mundane most days are for the police.

Chariotoflove > Nom De Plume
10/20/2020 at 12:30

Also farmers only .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove
10/20/2020 at 13:04

*not safe to click

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 13:05

Yeah, maybe I should have added that.

benn454 > ttyymmnn
10/20/2020 at 13:08

That aren't working in a major urban area, at least.

facw > benn454
10/20/2020 at 16:44

I would guess that on per-officer basis, more weird shit happens in rural areas vs. urban. Though perhaps it’s more likely to get noticed in the city because there are more people around to see it.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/20/2020 at 22:29

“ 11:24 p.m. Someone was trying to steal pavers.”

thats an interesting target